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  1. Philip Roland's Boner, 6 Minutes and 30 Seconds Old, Died Today

    Friends and family gathered today to pay their last respects to Philip Roland's boner. The boner was born on June 14 2010, at the beginning of Lady Gaga's music video for her song, "Alejandro" and died 6 minutes and 30 seconds later, when Lady Gaga appeared in a dance sequence wearing a bra with M-16 barrels protruding from the cups, surrounded by naked men sporting bowl cuts. The boner had a short and hard life, struggling through Lady Gaga dressed in a latex nun outfit while swallowing ...
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  2. An Open Letter to Lady Gaga


    Dear Lady G,

    I kind of wish you really did have a penis.

    Does that sound strange? I mean, Iím not gay (although Iíd probably let Mickey Rourke **** me if he asked nicely enough), but every time I find myself faced with a quandary that I canít overcome alone, my first action is to ask myself: What Would Lady Gaga Do? and time and again the answer comes back to: Thrust ...
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