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Holier Shit.

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Either I'm being set up for the cruelest prank in the world, or I'm going to meet with somebody from Simon & Schuster next week.

... Well crap in a hat and call it Christmas.

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  1. Andrea Speed's Avatar
    Well, bloody hell. I hate you now.

    Mention me or die, damn it!

  2. Terry Verticchio's Avatar
    Not only do you suck, Phil, you suck hard!
  3. Philip Roland's Avatar
    So, now Phil is big, huh? That’s more like it! Who’s intimidating who now, big city? Hello, Mr. Chase Manhattan Bank. Deny my credit card application, will you? Ah, the famed Apollo Theater. Boo me off stage on open mike night, eh? I’ll show you!
  4. Eleanor Cromwell's Avatar
    You wouldn't by any chance need a personal lawyer? I can wear wrap around shades.
  5. Philip Roland's Avatar
    Possibly, Ellie. She'd need to be oh-so-sassy, though.

    How's your sass these days?
  6. Christopher J. Lawton's Avatar
    Congrats, Phil. I'll gladly read your book and trash it.

    Seriously. It will help with your street cred.
  7. Eleanor Cromwell's Avatar
    How's my sass? I think it's pretty up there!
  8. Philip Roland's Avatar
    That's a disturbingly unsassy response.
  9. Eleanor Cromwell's Avatar
    What's so unsassy about it?
  10. Waylon Wernette's Avatar
    I'll willingly be your sassy bitch. Use me, but pay me first.