Either I'm being set up for the cruelest prank in the world, or I'm going to meet with somebody from Simon & Schuster next week.
... Well crap in a hat and call it Christmas.
Well, bloody hell. I hate you now.
Mention me or die, damn it!
Not only do you suck, Phil, you suck hard!
So, now Phil is big, huh? That’s more like it! Who’s intimidating who now, big city? Hello, Mr. Chase Manhattan Bank. Deny my credit card application, will you? Ah, the famed Apollo Theater. Boo me off stage on open mike night, eh? I’ll show you!
You wouldn't by any chance need a personal lawyer? I can wear wrap around shades.
Possibly, Ellie. She'd need to be oh-so-sassy, though.
How's your sass these days?
Congrats, Phil. I'll gladly read your book and trash it.
Seriously. It will help with your street cred.
How's my sass? I think it's pretty up there!
That's a disturbingly unsassy response.
What's so unsassy about it?
I'll willingly be your sassy bitch. Use me, but pay me first.