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About Andrea Speed

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About Andrea Speed
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I always wanted to grow up and be Shaft. I wonder how I did.
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Washington State. Where we love slugs and don't care who knows it.
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I write. A lot. It's a mental illness. I also enjoy complaining about my chronic headaches.
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Writing and complaining.

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The Goon Gets Animated ...

by Andrea Speed on 07-20-2010 at 08:52 PM
This is just a teaser trailer, but you can't say it doesn't look like The Goon, though. But I hate the use of cliche slo-mo, though. At least it's only the one time.


http://www.mtv.com/videos/movies/539...-trailer.jhtml
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Happy belated Canda Day!

by Andrea Speed on 07-02-2010 at 07:19 AM
Here's two treats for you: Francesco
Marciuliano's tribute to every single Canadian province.
http://francescoexplainsitall.blogsp...anada-day.html

Mean or true? You tell me.


And, a bit from the ultimate Canadian: Buddy Cole.

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What if Breaking Bad was a cheesy TGIF style ABC sitcom?

by Andrea Speed on 06-24-2010 at 08:58 PM
Here's the potential pilot here:

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/752...ated&rel_pos=4

This is actually a series. I just love that this man has both the time and dedication to do this. It's brilliant; it's almost performance art.
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R-Rated Beetle Bailey?

by Andrea Speed on 06-23-2010 at 07:21 AM
This is weird. Deeply weird. Go here to look for yourself, but the last one may not be safe for work. Seriously.

http://www.tcj.com/blog/the-stranges...-i-have-seen-4

Why did he even think he could get away with these anywhere? You can't help but wonder if those newspaper cartoonists just went nuts after a while. Couldn't blame them, really.
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The synopsis of Night of the Blood Beast, in MST3K quotes only

by Andrea Speed on 06-09-2010 at 07:08 AM
It's both sad that I could do this pretty much off the top of my head, and that it kind of works.

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"Dick Currier - when dick absolutely, positively has to be there overnight."
"When I fly the real one, it'll have more stuff."
"Someone's burning leaves, and NASA is there."
“The rest of NASA rushes to the scene.”
"Who knew we needed fuel?"
"Did he have a skull when we sent him up?"

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