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About Philip Roland

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30
About Philip Roland
Biography:
He built this city on rock and roll.
Location:
The Treehouse of the Mind
Interests:
Chain-smoking, binge-drinking, mainlining and word-f**king
Occupation:
Freeter, Writer, Drunk

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Life is too short to not be a dick to the people you hate.

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9/11 and the Steelers versus the Ravens: Football in the Kingdom of Fear

by Philip Roland on 09-11-2011 at 02:22 AM
Maybe it’s just me, but tomorrow’s match between Pittsburgh and Baltimore kind of feels … wrong.

Don’t misunderstand: I am ecstatic that this match is taking place. Not so far as several weeks ago did the longtime labor strife had me doubting if we would even have a 2011 season, or if their heartbreaking defeat at Super Bowl XLV would not be the last I would see of my beloved Steelers for a long time. Now I get to watch them inaugurate the first Sunday of the regular season by continuing

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God, Shitty Movies, Amputee Fetishes ... Stuff Like That

by Philip Roland on 01-14-2011 at 06:13 PM
A few days ago, in the midst of those blistering, merciless Southern Texas blizzards, bored out of my mind now that I no longer pass the time with liberal doses of illegal narcotics, I decided to rent a couple of shitty movies. And I don't mean so-bad-it's-good. I mean just plain shitty. Why? I don't know. I do weird crap when I'm sober.

The shitty movies?

2009's Whiteout and 2007's I Know Who Killed Me.

Hey.

Here's a fun thing to do with

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Updated 01-14-2011 at 08:23 PM by Philip Roland

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Pax Bisonica

by Philip Roland on 10-24-2010 at 04:36 PM


Exactly 16 years ago, the world lost Raul Julia.


It will forever be remembered as one of the saddest days in Hollywood.


But for him, it was Tuesday.


For I beheld Satan as he FELL FROM HEAVEN! LIKE LIGHTNING!!!
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Holier Shit.

by Philip Roland on 07-28-2010 at 09:48 PM
Either I'm being set up for the cruelest prank in the world, or I'm going to meet with somebody from Simon & Schuster next week.

... Well crap in a hat and call it Christmas.
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Because Crime People Am Being Superstitious and Cowards.

by Philip Roland on 07-19-2010 at 07:56 PM

filler filler filler
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